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LIFE IS LIKE A - jar of jalapeno peppers, not a box of chocolates! What you did yesterday will burn your ass today!




not a smart man -




FORREST GUMP ON OBAMA - Tom Hanks must be re-creating his Forrest role, recently claiming Obama has saved 1 billion jobs... That's the trouble with Democrats, always adding 6 more zeros to their numbers




MORMON OR MORON? - "Stupid is as stupid does."




OBAMA : ' I MARRIED CUTE MICHELLE TO IMPROVE MY GENE POOL ' -




"PEOPLE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES!" -


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Dwydwyyr - September 8, 2016, 8:16 pm
NEWS HEADLINE: "Disgruntled Elderly Internet Addict Arrested Again for Breaking and Entering Another Stranger's Home Looking For His Stalking Victim" BYLINE: Tries to Blame Pokemon Go. Later claims it was only an *awful joke (*and it was - comment->82049)
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 7:57 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I, Dwydwyyr, am a Victim of my own invitation to allow the government to kick in my door. You better have a cake baked for me an my mates, Dwydwyyr. b***erscotch.
Dwydwyyr - September 8, 2016, 7:51 pm
...is on its way. Can't wait to reads the newspaper: Disgruntled Elderly Internet Addict Arrested for Breaking and Entering Stranger's Home Looking For His Stalking Victim. Keep me posted.
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 7:48 pm
Know what, Dwydwyyr, you sound exactly like fauxnews. A non-American who does not give a crap about American politics, but spends 1000% or their day screaming support for Democrat brainwashing.And I am saying that as an English Jew who served in the IDF
Dwydwyyr - September 8, 2016, 7:48 pm
ROFLCOPTER! Tsk, so you reached a new low and out-of-desperation you are physically threatening me now with some made up I-know-where-you-are-and-we're-coming-for-you rubbish. I'm out matched. Your Ouija board exposed my location and the tinfoil brigade
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 7:31 pm
That's good to know. When we kick the door in on your house, you will be happy.
Dwydwyyr - September 8, 2016, 7:05 pm
I'm not a citizen of your doomed country. So I can't possibly be a Democrat. Fail troll fails again, especially bad this time. Thankfully the rest of the world doesn't get its history from you for the same reason why children shouldn't eat paint chips.
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:54 pm
An "uneducated mob of passive-aggessive RINO Trump supporters from the trailer parks" did not a**assinate Dr. King, Dwydwyyr. Democrats exactly like YOU did.
Dwydwyyr - September 7, 2016, 7:04 pm
Doubt MLK wanted an uneducated mob of passive-aggressive RINO Trump supporters from the trailer parks IN white KKK robes AND tinfoil hats to speak for him.While I'm at it,I won't blow your mind and tell you how the Jews felt about Hitler speaking for them
Dwydwyyr - September 7, 2016, 7:04 pm
Doubt MLK wanted an uneducated mob of passive-aggressive RINO Trump supporters from the trailer parks IN white KKK robes AND tinfoil hats to speak for him.While I'm at it,I won't blow your mind and tell you how the Jews felt about Hitler speaking for them
Dwydwyyr - September 7, 2016, 6:56 pm
Tsk. You don't have to talk to yourself if you want attention. I'm your huckleberry. Fail troll fails.
ElevenBlavo - September 7, 2016, 6:35 pm
Because only a left-wing liberal could proudly display this much hatered, bigotry, and racism, them claim he was speaking for Republican Americans like Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
ElevenBlavo - September 7, 2016, 6:33 pm
And apparently, left-wing liberals alwo make memes projecting their bigotry onto other people.
BanThisVoiceToo - September 6, 2016, 9:14 pm
But fauxnews will waste no time in crying to the mods to silence this user since that is what leftists do. Just as all leftist Democrats to, just like fauxnews and his ilk did with Dr Martin Luther King, Jr, they seek to silence voices of opposition
BanThisVoiceToo - September 6, 2016, 9:10 pm
Exactly right, Bandit. Apparently, fauxnews is too stupid to realize that people notice that he has not posted anything that says Democrat Hillary Clinton will reverse 400 years of Democrats enslaving black people.
Bandit5906 - September 6, 2016, 7:08 pm
Seems like you are setting the example?


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